another one for you pun lovers

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 31-Jul-2009 12:16:59

A workman was killed at a construction site. The police began questioning a number of the other workers. Based with past brushes with the law, many of these workers were considered prime suspects.

They were a motley crew: The electrician was suspected of wiretapping once, but was never charged.
The carpenter thought he was a stud. He tried to frame another man one time.
The glazier went to great panes to conceal his past. He still claims that he didn't do anything, that he was framed.
The painter had a brush with the law several years ago. The heating, ventilation and air conditioning contractor was known to pack heat. He was arrested once but duct the charges.
The mason was suspect because he gets stoned regularly.
The cabinet maker is an accomplished counter fitter. The
autopsy led the police to arrest the carpenter, who subsequently confessed. The evidence against him was irrefutable, because it was found that the workman, when he died, was hammered.

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 31-Jul-2009 14:18:20

hahaha!
Very good.

Post 3 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Friday, 31-Jul-2009 20:35:55

Very nice.

Post 4 by CSection (Out standing in my field.) on Friday, 31-Jul-2009 22:34:50

Nice, you nailed it.

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 01-Aug-2009 12:51:44

wow; great!!

Post 6 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Saturday, 01-Aug-2009 20:12:15

lmfao! lol I love puns! :)

Post 7 by motifated (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 01-Aug-2009 21:39:38

Becky, I saw it coming, and you always told the unvarnished truth. I'm finished now.

Lou

Post 8 by ori9303 (This site is so "educational") on Sunday, 02-Aug-2009 0:47:19

LOL! Loved it!

Post 9 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Sunday, 02-Aug-2009 19:11:54

heheheheheheheh

Post 10 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Monday, 03-Aug-2009 6:27:45

LMAO Excellent!

Post 11 by buck_futter (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 05-Aug-2009 14:01:24

LOL! Classic. Thanks for sharing.

Post 12 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Friday, 07-Aug-2009 2:41:47

Lol. These are funny. Made me smile.

Post 13 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Friday, 07-Aug-2009 15:54:08

Very punny! hahaha!

Post 14 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Sunday, 09-Aug-2009 22:26:10

lol Puns are amazing little things. This is very amusing..